I'm Embarassed to be an American Right Now

When I saw this on my TV screen, the first thought I had was, PLEASE GOD, DON'T LET THESE GUYS BE AMERICANS. They have to be from Lithuania or something. Or even better, please be from Russia. At least that would give me another reason to despise them more.

More than anyone, I love a good joke-- I'm currently sporting a mustache just for shits and giggles. But these guys, whether or not they're serious or joking, must be eliminated from the planet.

Then, moments later, this image came across the screen:

It's not enough that we are going to get blown away in the gold medal count, but now, 3 of the few Americans who actually could afford to go to Beijing have to be these assholes

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